anxietyproblem:

kylostantrums:

ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

slimes-on-you:

thebuttkingpost:

spacepearl:

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

That was this year?

rotaesshinies:

spookysk4ryskeletons:

lierdumoa:

phemiec:

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

a truly underutilized art

I use this with my students. At the moment I have Troyson, Cainery and Billium (Billie)

ruinedchildhood:

simonstuck493:

dennys:

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory